badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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🎵Where did you come from, where did you go?? 🎵

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you stinky hehe

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i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete It...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

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laugh track tenna-bow

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Hulk Hogan arrives in the afterlife and is all like "Aww naw brother is that mother fucking Nacho Man Randy Savage?" And Randy Savage is all like OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAH and oh yeahs all over him with nacho cheese and kill Hulk Hogan a second time. Rip rip (double rip) bozo

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The powers that be on hexbear can literally just turn you into a hexgonal bear and everyone just seems fine with that brow

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oh man it feels good after all these years

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also what instrument does Corbyn play? bass guitar I hope

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

Fucking punk ass humans. I wasn't lost, idiots, I was getting a sweet tan, but I guess that's been ruined now ffs.

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That depressing.

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And they were just goin to town on that thang

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Plz send tips and tricks I don't have big spoon or FORK :'(

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