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came up with its brainwave. You can tell from the tone of the email that it really thought this was compassion in action. The bereavement team, it proposed, would call your father with you present and, if he consented to be declared dead, it would complete the transfer process used for deceased customers.

It would, it continued blithely, have to report your father as deceased to all the credit reference agencies, but it would later correct this on his credit file, although it would be unable to circumvent a marker on his record. “I really hope this will work for you,” the letter ended brightly.

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"Maybe after all I can live with all these Muslim haters" sobbed Muslim chairman while re-joining the racist party.

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/65636608

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as a matter of traditional British courtesy, Johnson acknowledged the candidates he defeated to comfortably retain his parliamentary seat west of London.

"I thank my fellow candidates in all their glory, Lord Buckethead, Elmo ... forgive me if I don't identify them all," Johnson said.

He wasn't imagining things.

Lined up alongside the besuited Johnson and his more traditional political foes were:

  • a man dressed as a furry red Sesame Street character who called himself Bobby Elmo Smith;
  • Count Binface who wore a silver garbage can over his head and an improvised suit of armor;
  • Lord Buckethead, who donned a similar receptacle, colored black, and a matching cape.

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The angry man can be seen confronting the vegan campaigners, who held up screens showing animal slaughter and used the megaphones to get their point across to shoppers.

One man took direct action against the protesters, grabbing a loudhailer from an activist named Ella Wild and breaking it on the ground before walking away.

Ms Wild posted a video of the incident on her Instagram, calling the shopper who retaliated "an angry customer".

Most of the commenters sided with the shopper, with one saying: "Good man glad someone done it".

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