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How to get a job (europe.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Unfortunately the perverts I hang out with are largely programmers and nurses and I'm neither, which really kills my networking options

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[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 child)

All 3 of those need a good massage once in a while.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Once in a while? Try weekly, more like. Echography is a killer of joints something bad. If you're a massage therapist and know obgyn and midwives, you've got your market right there.

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