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[–] 13 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

My mom used to say that if I didn't eat soup I'd get a hole in my stomach

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  • [–] 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    She was putting into the soup the antidote to the poison your father was using to kill you. Good thing you ate the soup.

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