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[–] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How about a compromise? I won't kill anymore pandas on purpose, but if any pandas get in the way of my very legal bamboo clear-cutting operation, then I can't be held responsible for the actions my company would have to take to protect shareholder value!

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Those pandas were probably terrorists anyways

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    i just fear that if we keep adding asteriskses to the pledge, it will eventually lose all its impact.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    We at Panda Crucifiers Inc. share your concerns, that's why we're donating .00001% of the profits from this operation to a charity that raises funds for panda preservation awareness! They get money, and we get a tax write-off, it's a win-win!

    At PCI, we have your best interests at heart. ™️

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