Sure do hope no panda will have any hot opinions after this pledge...

Thank you for making Panda safe content!

What if it's him or me?

WDYM another 🤨

Making promises you can't keep is a path to nobody trusting you. Be careful

That's like the old trick yes-or-no question, "Have you stopped beating your wife?".

I will never kill another panda.

Right after this one…

Can I kill one first to know what I'm missing out on? Then I won't kill another.

Chinese propaganda

How about a compromise? I won't kill anymore pandas on purpose, but if any pandas get in the way of my very legal bamboo clear-cutting operation, then I can't be held responsible for the actions my company would have to take to protect shareholder value!

People are asking a lot of questions about the panda pledge that are actually very clearly answered by the panda pledge

Is the licensee notice part of a joke I'm missing?

OK, I'll give in and stop the panda massacre, but can't guarantee my husky will do the same.

The same applies to cats, squirrels, chihuahuas or any small-ish animal that chooses to risk it and dare wander into our backyard.

Ok, but can I at least emotionally maim the panda?

Sorry can't do it

I don't take oaths. You'll just have to hope I won't.

🤚 I pledge to kill another panda so PMJV doesnt have to

What if it's coming right for me, and I have let everyone know that it's coming right for me by shouting "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!"?