Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified
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[–] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Cigarette?"

"Sure I'll take one."

"I was talking to the cigarette. Cigarette . . . Prepare to be smoked."

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