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[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve had several fortune cookies where the fortune was an ad for gambling or crypto

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 4 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

Damn.. I really wanted to keep that ounce of innocence, but now it's gone 😞

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[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago

Capitalism rapes everything it can

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