If you feel the need to advertise like this you are a bad person and your product is shit. Like this actively breeds contempt towards your product, how can this be an intelligent move?

Nothing like ads for illegal gambling in your cookie.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Gianmarco is a comedian btw. It's likely just a joke and not real.

Yes we paid for a fortune cookie ad in bed!

Wait… what?! What the hell man?

Next is going to be toilet paper ads.

Kleenex ads. Electric car engine noises play ads. An ad on your shawarma wrap or heat pressed onto the pita. Ads on your furnace filters. Your tide pods.

Anything you might look at really.

If you purchase Chinese takeaway, YOU are the product ...

Ban advertising entirely.

To remove ads, please drink the verification can to continu--

We paid a fortune for this fortune ad.

Everyone's looking to cash in, fortune cookie makers included.