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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test (europe.pub)
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[–] 13 points 2 days ago (1 child)

I like that the most expensive one is called "wildcard".

Sounds like it's gonna perform AMAZING feats of security some of the time and just not work at all at other times.

Kinda like the wild mage of encryption 😁

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago

    WILDCARD SECURITY

    It blasts the hackers off the face of the earth with orbital lasers! killer robots sever their network connection! It's twirling a revolver on its finger while smoking three cigarettes!

    And sometimes, that revolver goes off in your face, and it posts your private key on 4Chan.

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