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Anthropic IPO warns its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, end humanity (arstechnica.com)

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I was promised that the cyberpunk dystopia would at least look cool. What a letdown.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 21 points 3 days ago (1 child)

We don't even get cool robot arms or genetically engineered cat girls.

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[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

"Sheeeeeeit, I thought she said silicon implants... Well, at least she jiggles I guess"

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I know, right? Where's my double jump module, already?

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[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

I remember watching a video of somebody calculating how much force a second jump in air requires and it doesn't end well for anyone nearby.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That sounds like a feature and not a bug to me. You're telling me I can double jump, and I get to blow all of these pesky people elbowing me on the street clear into the weeds? Sign me up.

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[–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Don't go to the ripperdocs the Maelstrom suggest...

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago

if we had braindances at least, we could ignore real life. But nope, best we can do is crack.

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