▲ 781 ▼ Alphabet shares record their worst day ever, shedding $500 billion in value (www.nbcnews.com) submitted 3 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 145 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (2 children) I asked chatgpt, it said this is fine. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 child) I asked my penis, she said start using the bitch. I said I beat you daily and she starts talking about ass and pussy and it's like I might be the second coming but I ain't no miracle worker, aight? Fucking get off my dick already, you fucking dick, amirite? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 child) I asked my penis, she said start using the bitch. I said I beat you daily and she starts talking about ass and pussy and it's like I might be the second coming but I ain't no miracle worker, aight? Fucking get off my dick already, you fucking dick, amirite? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent