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[–] Aux@feddit.uk -1 points 1 year ago (1 child)

The fuck are you talking about, kiddo? Read the fucking docs!

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[–] timhh@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago*

What docs? A bool is one byte. Get over it. Find me one normal compiler/architecture in C, C++, Go, Rust, Zig, etc. where it is not. Go on.

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