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Fox news trying to explain github. (europe.pub)
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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 220 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Go fork yourself.

[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] frezik@midwest.social 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Could be a trusty rump bone

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not without an e-note

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'm not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Let fox news explain shirtballs.