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TranscriptA microsoft store review. It is one star. It says: "Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using Half-ply toilet paper." It was posted on the fourteenth of december, 2019. It has 211 thumbs ups out of 269. The user has not set a profile picture. Its username is scribbled out.

My PC has those ๐Ÿ˜…

Or just print the spreadsheet with the dot, so everyone is wondering why loads of blank pages are printing.

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 47 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

I'm sure they could have afforded an em dash.

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago

Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not without an e-note

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 219 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

 

This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 31 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

pro tip:

"ba" + 0/0 + "a"
 

I would prefer activitypub on stuff like this, but its still cool.

 

TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

 

TranscriptA skeleton lifting weights with the caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO unfortunately, well will not be moving forwards with your applications."

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/30458353

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

 

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

 

Transcript[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:] All modern digital infrastructure [The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:] A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003

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