Dafuq is an e-note.

reposotory

Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

I'm surprised they didn't sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.

This physically hurts me.

"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

• Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

• Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

• Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

"reposotory"

And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

It doesn't matter. None of faux news viewers can read.

I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

Why is the headline in quotes?

I wonder More why was github on tv

Issue: Form of insult common to this community

At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

Or am I being trolled.

Is this is where hacker named 4chan lives?