I tried reading the article. I didn't have a good reason not to, you know? So I tried it.
I was treated to a picture of 'pregnant big belly zucherberg marrying a bug'.
Now, if that sounds like your bag, I encourage you to read this article.
If you would be horrified that your eyeballs had just been exposed to such poison, well you're more like me, and you should not click that kink.