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Soup might do the trick, but stuff like coca cola definitely doesn't.
People say that a terrible diet will make you die earlier and that doesn't scare anybody. They should be telling that before dying there will be several years where you'll need to use your hands to scoop the shit out of your ass.
It's like with cigarettes. The time lifestyle changes add or subtract comes off the now part.