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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My shit ass wetware needs to lock in and catch up. It can't even run Doom or play back Bad Apple properly.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Visualise playing Doom in your head. It's free, and the cops can't stop you.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"You wouldn't imagine downloading a car, would you?"

Well? Would you?!

.....?

ANSWER ME!!