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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey I liked JIRA. I liked it even more after they forced us use Saleforce for issue tracking 💀

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jira is alright, not great, not terrible. You need something to track projects and break down work and say least being ubiquitous a lot of people are familiar with it.

Teams is a dumpster fire of excrement though.

[–] fanbois@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got fired two weeks ago and it fucks me up pretty badly.

But the fact that i don't have to use Teams, at least for a while, is just such a relief. Fuck that shit.

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Sorry to hear that. Good luck finding a new gig without needing to interact with Teams again.

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any ticket system that doesn't even let you copy/paste text snippets in (like, say, a bit of JSON from a log file) without messing up the rendering¹ is terrible.

¹) In two different ways: The rich text editor mangles data one way, but when you submit your comment, Jira mangles it in a different way. You never know what you're going to get.

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I used to update my tickets from Emacs org-mode where I kept my working set off knowledge. The org export functions dealt with whatever format Jira expects. Nowadays I'm mostly tracking stuff so my comments are generally never more than a "thanks", 👍 or occasionally a link to the patch series or pull requests.

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

People seriously underestimate how shitty most alternatives are. And any time I see people hating on Jira I never see a proper alternative mentioned.