I'm a Democrat stooge too because

1. I've reviewed their voting history.

2. I've reviewed their criminal conviction history compared to Republicans.

3. I've been around long enough to know they occasionally get significant wins for middle/lower class Americans.

4. I know the alternative is fascism.

3rd parties are not viable and won't be anytime in the foreseeable future. This isn't a hard decision if you're in the middle/lower classes. So yeah, I'm going to simp for the party that is WAY better for me and everyone I know instead of pretending there's some other magical option to hold out for.