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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It probably takes a century or so for a ghost to manifest.

In the time span of eternity, 100 years is nothing.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s a lot of paperwork they have to fill out first. Permits and inspections. The bureaucracy of the afterlife.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Luckily there's a handbook, though I've heard it reads like a VCR manual.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It used to read like stereo instructions, so it's improved

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Making 12:00 flash on the VCR display was another classic haunt, but no one has a VCR anymore.

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Now they make your smart bulb disconnect from the network.