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It's only a matter of time before pictures of Epstein surface, partying with Karl Marx himself. Then the evil commie Democrats will be forced to support President Trump!
It gets better.
Elvis is alive, and lives on Epstein Island. So do Michael Jackson and both Robert and John Kennedy. Sasquatch is also there, although he had to come to the mainland briefly to break into Pam Bondi's office to steal the list from her desk, which was facilitated by the aliens who also hang out at the island.
The only true part about this is the list, which will not get released until we re-enact 1787 and get rid of the oligarchs, who are all on it.
I believed the alien part.
But yeah, chop chop, chop chop.
8647, chop, chop, chop!
I can imagine a fun little "whistle while we work" ditty to go along with it!