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[–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

They sell tattoo coverup makeup

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Imagine having to "get ready" for jerking off like others do before the opera.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, you've got it all wrong. It's good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you're enjoying it. Etiquette doesn't demand the preopera wank; it's just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago*

    Heh, now I am. I don't really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I'm grumbling that facial recognition doesn't work.
    (Nothing against tattoos, I have a bunch)

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