It’s all we’ve got

Yeah, in the sense that it's facetious and at least somewhat critical, but I meant it more as a humorous farce. The only critical part is that I feel like the disclaimer is a little unnecessary:

The kind of person that needs it probably won't follow it, and the kind of person that follows it probably didn't need to read it to do so. Then again, hairdryers still come with warnings not to use them in bathtubs, so what do I know?