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[–] 16 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] [S] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Having a clean ass is for homosexuals and Communists, duh!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In case people don’t believe this, it’s a real thing. Idiots aren’t wiping their asses because they legitimately think that touching your own ass is gay. And these people are allowed to just walk around freely in the world, no death penalty or anything.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Legit some men think if you even wipe (!!!) your ass, then you're signaling to gay men you're available for sex. Well, at least this can lead to some Darwin awards (normal fecal bacteria can be somewhat nasty, but bacteria in poop that is not fresh is extremely bad).

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