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What do you call your production branch? (europe.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

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