Given what it does, it eating you might be considered more humane! But no, is the fuck you, I just want to cause pain tree.

Hmmm.

and I thought my friend accidentally using poison ivy as toilet paper was too painful to be funny. (we were on a canoe trip and he jumped off to take a shit, only he forgot the TP, so he grabbed the nearest bunch of plants. Ooops.) (it was awful.) (it only became hilarious after he didn't die.)