Republicans: "Joe Biden is literally dead and has been replaced by a clone"

Billionaire-Owned Mass Media: "Is Joe Biden a zombie clone? We spend six weeks asking the question over and over again in man-on-the-street interviews"

Democrats: "I can't wait till a Republican is President so they get the same treatment"

Billionaire-Owned Mass Media: "Trump says he's the healthiest any man has ever been. We spend six weeks asking the question over and over again in man-on-the-street interviews"

Democrats: "This is unfair"

Also Democrats: "Please, Billionaires. We love you so much. Donate us more of your money"