Okay, let's see what the dumbshits are trying to sell this time
(This took longer than I'd liked, because copy-paste is pretty laggy on Cloudflare's shit-ass page)
Built for the rise of agents and machines, NET Dollar will enable seamless, automated transactions without human intervention.
"Agents" are automatic data breach machines, letting them repeat that time they stole vibe-coders' crypto on a larger scale is a terrible idea
The rise of autonomous agents and connected devices is creating a new economic paradigm
Autonomous agents don't exist, and the only "new economic paradigm" being made is one where tech is completely unmoored from reality
These systems need a reliable medium of exchange that can handle high-frequency, automated transactions without human intervention.
See my previous point
Rules, triggers, and workflows can be embedded directly into payments, making them smarter and adaptable.
Went so well for Wolf Game, didn't it?
NET Dollar will work across networks and ecosystems, enabling frictionless, global commerce.
And by "frictionless, global commerce", I presume they mean "sanctions evasion and ransomware"
Every coin will be fully collateralized by a U.S. dollar, ensuring transparency, reliability, and price stability.
NET Dollar will be made available soon.
How about never.