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Wear your seatbelt (europe.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I'll skip it myself if I feel like it .

But I won't do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing felonies.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 52 points 6 days ago

only one crime at a time 👉😎👉

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Could have been car dealer

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

Antiques too.