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I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I'm the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.
About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?
Poor rice cooker, just being happy to provide you nourishment
Max three beeps is okay.
those please me. they are permitted to stay.
"Divine being" and "holy tongue"... well can't get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.
Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don't even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.