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[–] tibi@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Recently downloaded a "cast" app because Miracast doesn't work on GrapheneOS. On first launch, I got 3 consecutive full screen video ads followed by a popup to "subscribe" to their paid service. Next, another popup to rate them 5* in google play store. Note that at this point, I haven't even reached the main screen of the app... You know, to actually try it and see if it works.

Uninstalled that garbage and gave it the 1* rating it deserves.

Seriously, I'm so sick and tired of these "modern" apps which don't even have the decency to offer a good quality paid version. $8/mo for a stupid utility I use maybe a few times a year? Who tf do you think you are?

Using apps on GrapheneOS, I also get notified when they use the play integrity API... I find it insulting when apps like Reddit attempt to access that... Seriously, you're just an online forum. Why tf would you care about whether my phone is rooted or not?

[–] Wildly_Utilize@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

Look into fcast (its Foss)

Heh, I like the "I kill you now" human mode in this. The developers don't realise we have our own antibullshit software. Evolution playing out in app survival.

Too much fuckery? Off at the wall !

Put your foot on the power switch down till it stops whirring.

[–] icanred@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Immediate disable of notifications and one star review for abusing notifications. I do the same thong when legitimatel services text me for marketing or surveys. Texts are meant for more urgent communication that needs almost immediate attention and it’s an abuse of trust to test people like that.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do the same thong when legitimatel services text me for marketing or surveys.

It's fun that I can't decide if that's a deeply insightful yet misplaced shot at mattel for having a small role in developing a fairly common sex toy material or a series of spelling errors.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

'Attorney Barbie wearing a G-String' would be make a fun ai prompt though

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers with the new GPP feature"

"GPP, what's that?"

"It says 'Genuine People Personalities'."

"Sounds ghastly"

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I hate that for a lot of these apps there’s no way to turn off these kinds of ad notifications without stopping the real notifications you want from the app.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do it then. Replace the app with pen and paper. I think the app is calling your bluff.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just use nano for taking notes

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

the correct answer was vim, but I’ll allow it

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"You haven't set any alarms recently. Don't you find that...

Alarming??"

[–] some_dude@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Next step is the alarm app setting an alarm to remind you to set an alarm.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 18 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To β€’ And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I'm the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (7 children)

This is why I recommend FOSS apps for base functionality like that. There's plenty folks out there, who've implemented a grocery list app as a hobby project, who don't need to try to make money off it. As such, their app can exist without ads, tracking or needy notifications.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

I personally use a self hosted instance of kitchen owl https://kitchenowl.org/ I really like it's simplicity and use it quite a lot and nobody has access to the data but me.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

I recommend FOSS for absolutely everything you use if possible.

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Idiots, savages, idiots!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It makes me a bit sad that there are people getting around that don't know how to declaw their smartphone with disabled notifications, permissions and such. It's not their fault, these things are a fucking nightmare when left to go feral.

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[–] Rosscameron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Modern apps out here with the confidence of a CEO and the usefulness of a broken pencil.

Modern apps out here with the confidence of a CEO and the usefulness of a CEO

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

tape measuring app trying to charge my poor dad TEN DOLLARS PER WEEK. To measure with his phone camera.

[–] Dropper_Post@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I have been a good bing" is engraved into my mind forever

[–] Tiger_Man_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Why would someone use grocery list app instead of a text editor

Obsidian is on my phone and all my computers. It is sync'd between them. I keep all my shopping lists, todos, recipes, and so on in it. It never notifies me about shit. It opens instantly. Its very easy to find and edit anything I need.

It would truly be a miracle for an app to be better at keeping lists than I am with a markdown file. And it also keeps track of a bunch of other things for me. I even had an encrypted file in it with my passwords stored, but I've sanely moved on to Keepass for that, a rare case of an app actually offering enough additional security and functionality to be worth it.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

My girlfriend and I share lists on ours, she can add things and I can see them for when I go to the store. In theory cause she usually has to tell me.about it first so I remember to look at it. Makes Xmas food shopping much simpler. I suppose there is a text sharing one but so far 'ourgroceries' ( think that's right) only bugs me to buy the full app when I use it, but otherwise no biggie. Plus you can disable notifications from apps anyways, least I thought so, cause I probably had one from there and said nope, don't care. Maybe it tells you when someone else put something there if they are on, oh well if I'm missing them too cause we talk still heh.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Duolingo! Screw that app. Has anyone ever learned to speak a language by just using duolingo?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Ja. Ich habe Deutsch gelernt. Kaffee mit Milch, bitte.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been using it for years, but only for ~10 minutes a day. Obviously it can't teach you to speak it, but to read and write? Absolutely. The secret is to NEVER install the app. My philosophy is that if it has a website then everything should be doable via the website, and I won't install the app.

NOTHING should urge you to install their app, unless it actually cannot function properly on a, say, desktop PC. In case of a trekking and hiking app, I understand it only works properly knowing your location (I would still be terribly paranoid about what else it does with my location info, apart from recommending paths and whatnot). But other than that, I always assume that when something could be perfectly done via a website and they still push their app, they just want to sell your data.

And believe me, using Duolingo via the website is definitely less frustrating than having the app.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I will never forgive Apple for fucking over the open web. When the iPhone launched it was web-only. You could 'install' web apps, and any device APIs - accelerated graphics, hardware sensors, location, offline storage, intents, contacts lists, push notifications - were user-selected and presented as standard JavaScript interfaces. One app, literally every platform, and iPhone was there first. It was in a period where every platform was rushing to support web applications with high-performance browser engines and Apple looked like they were going to do for websites-as-applications what they had done for USB ten years earlier: recognise it as the best way forward and push it hard, compatibility be damned.

Then the iPhone started selling well and they got fucking dollar signs in their eyes, realising how much money there was to be made forcing everyone to develop on their platform, in their language, for thier devices. Apps, distribution channels, operating system, services, devices, development, all of it on their terms and on thier platforms. The second they became mainstream they started locking everyone into their vertical ecosystem and wringing as much cash out as they could, exposing their hipocracy and showing that they were as anti-competetive and destructive as Microsoft at their 1990s worst.

In 1980, a large number of experts in business and general tech predicted that by 1990 most written communications would be fully electronic, something akin to email. What they didn't predict was the appearance of the fax machine, which was novel enough to be exciting but simple enough to be understood, and people flocked to it. As a result, electronic communication was stalled for about twenty years. I have no doubt that at some point in the future, Apps will be seen the same way but I think it will take a lot longer to get there.

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