▲ 474 ▼ Shoot your shot (europe.pub) submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 62 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago (10 children) Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (9 children) well...go on... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago* (8 children) Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (3 children) That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago I took it to mean they ripped ass often permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Oh no, a simile! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago That's the one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (9 children) well...go on... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago* (8 children) Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (3 children) That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago I took it to mean they ripped ass often permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Oh no, a simile! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago That's the one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago* (8 children) Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (3 children) That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago I took it to mean they ripped ass often permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Oh no, a simile! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago That's the one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (3 children) That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago I took it to mean they ripped ass often permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago I took it to mean they ripped ass often permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago I took it to mean they ripped ass often permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Oh no, a simile! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago That's the one. permalink fedilink source parent