LOL, I've actually tried Ubuntu, Fedora, OpenSUSE, Puppy Linux, DSL, Tiny Core, and even the true outlier (not quite Linux or Unix though) Microsoft Xenix before. I've probably even tried a couple other distros before but only very briefly.

It takes effort to break them in any way that I can't manage to figure out how to fix.

I settled on Linux Mint as my daily runner, but one of these days I might have to give TempleOS a spin in a virtual machine..

Ohhhhh boy. I surfed over a thousand distro ISOs. Couldn't have just one.

... Now, for over a decade, I've calmed down. Settled down with Bedrock Linux. ;) (That's cheating!)