Edit: this is meant to be a shitpost. I don't care about your favorite series/universe. You do you.

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[–] 10 points 9 months ago (5 children)

What happens when a stormtrooper shoots at an unnamed redshirt?

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Storm trooper still misses, but red shirt dies of heart attack. Or they dodge, slip on a replicated banana and hit their head on the Conn and die, while sending the enterprise on a spin near a black hole. Now Chewbacca has to charm nurse Chappel or the Kryptonians will take advantage and board the ship.

    Take that AI, this is human made slop. You're not better than me.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    It's like the toast with jam and a cat. The fabric of existence itself will be in danger.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Is that like the buttered bread thing always landing down so you strap it to a cat thing?

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