▲ 644 ▼ The United States of Canada and Jesusland (europe.pub) submitted 9 months ago by Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to c/ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works 181 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (4 children) If only they act like a Jesus permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 child) Die and never to be seen again? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago* The monkey's paw curls as the part of that you left out happens too: they die and do not return, but people with a fundamental misunderstanding of the past and the nature of the message use the name of the movement and its figurehead as a banner to take over the world, colonising entire continents and spreading death and war in the name of the figurehead. The texts of the movement, made up by con-men and the wealthy and powerful, become the most-published texts of all time, and are genuinely read as literal truth by everyone who follows the movement. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nouben@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago Last South Park Season got it right with Magajesus permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago They just act like the wrong one, the one that walks around saying "you don't fuck with the Jesus!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 child) Die and never to be seen again? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago* The monkey's paw curls as the part of that you left out happens too: they die and do not return, but people with a fundamental misunderstanding of the past and the nature of the message use the name of the movement and its figurehead as a banner to take over the world, colonising entire continents and spreading death and war in the name of the figurehead. The texts of the movement, made up by con-men and the wealthy and powerful, become the most-published texts of all time, and are genuinely read as literal truth by everyone who follows the movement. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago* The monkey's paw curls as the part of that you left out happens too: they die and do not return, but people with a fundamental misunderstanding of the past and the nature of the message use the name of the movement and its figurehead as a banner to take over the world, colonising entire continents and spreading death and war in the name of the figurehead. The texts of the movement, made up by con-men and the wealthy and powerful, become the most-published texts of all time, and are genuinely read as literal truth by everyone who follows the movement. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nouben@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago Last South Park Season got it right with Magajesus permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago They just act like the wrong one, the one that walks around saying "you don't fuck with the Jesus!" permalink fedilink source parent