Yeah, when any kind of law enforcement shows up anywhere, I just want to get out of there. You never know if his boss just chewed him out, or his wife chewed him out, or his mistress chewed him out, or some citizen chewed him out, etc., but in any case, he's probably pissed off, and looking to take it out on the first person that makes eye contact.

When a cop walks in, your chances of dying of a gunshot wound in the next few minutes just went up 1000%.

No thanks, Imma bounce.