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[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

So why isn’t “a long cold bath every day” the trendiest weight loss method??

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[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago

because then they wouldn't be able to sell weight loss products and gym memberships

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[–] woobie@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Because it would be too difficult to monetize that trend, maybe?

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