Kids make fun of me when I go see cartoons

ULPT: That's when you guilt-trip them:

"This was the last thing I watched together with my 8 year old son/daughter before he/she died from cancer" starts crying (it doesn't have to be true, just dramatic enough to shut them the hell up and to make them mind their own bussiness)

• Some motherfuckers talk or use their phone and ruin your experience

• Other motherfuckers bring babies or small children to more adult films and do not take them out if they start crying

And staff don't do anything about it

Hard disagree it's very much you white fuckers (said with love because I'm white) need to embrace the social experience of a movie.

Horror is peak in theaters.

Drag me to hell was the best experience I ever had. Everyone was talking and yelling in the theater. It was rowdy. I was drunk with my friends. It was an 11/10 experience.

Second was Smile post pandemic the theater was packed it was loud and boisterous.

Serious white people get the stick out your ass and enjoy life

Another thing that's bad about theaters is you can't pause the movie. If you desperately need a bathroom break, you miss part of the movie

Forgot ADs.

I could put up with a lot, but ADs for 30 minutes is too much, and I am too lazy to try and get there after them.

And, always, some dirty motherfucker has thrown a drink on the screen staining the screen

Real smoking hot take here.