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Some White South Africans Are Reportedly Leaving U.S. to Return Home Amid Safety Concerns: 'I Don't Want to Live in a Place Like This' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 1 week ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Damn, even white refugees say naaahhhhh!

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[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's not welcome in Canada

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well, I assume we'd be sending him back to South Africa… lol

That said, let's send him to Russia. Or Antarctica. heh

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What a monster you are. His dream is to colonize Mars, let's fulfill his wish! Strap him to one of his rockets and off he goes!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, let's Fry that sonofabitch. By which, of course, I mean make him the first man on Mars. Or attempt to. Either is good.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Luck Of The Fryish.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have we considered a small flimsy sub deep in the ocean?

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

TITANic idea!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He loves space so much, let's send him to the sun.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually extremely hard to send things to the sun. There's a huge amount of energy in our orbit around the sun that has to be overcome. :)

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it would suffice to just launch in the general direction of the sun.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Only because he would orbit for a very long time and run out of oxygen, sure.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He supposedly has Canadian citizenship through his mother... Yuck

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He can get a Hunka ovation in parliament