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You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit (va.media.tumblr.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.

Best purchase ever!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.

    It's my belief that you haven't experienced the best life has to offer until you've had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.

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