What? How would that even work? The nozzle gets dirty and the bacteria propagate three feet up the tube against occasional water flow and into the main pipe?

Backflow preventers are a thing. I’d never considered it for a bidet but it makes sense.

You're not supposed to use them as a douche. You should spray it against your anus, not insert it.

Honestly, I don't know how that would work. When I spray, the nozzle doesn't get wet from ricochet. My hand, button and nozzle stay dry except for the tiny holes where the water comes out.

Downvoters don't get the reference

how do you dry your ass?

2 sheets of toilet paper.

what to do when you miss

It's hard to miss

to other places like clothes and other parts of your body

It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.

It's easier than it might seem.

Seen a guy in work filling up his arse bottle in the sink all the time. Was fucking disgusting.

Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass

Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.

You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.

pressure wash your ass

Yes. It shouldn't take that much pressure.

Seconded.

Once you splash yo crack, you’ll never go back.

Sometimes I'm on my phone while wiping a streaky one and lose track of the amount of paper used.

It's a fun movie