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You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit (va.media.tumblr.com)
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[–] 2 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    how do you dry your ass?

    2 sheets of toilet paper.

    what to do when you miss

    It's hard to miss

    to other places like clothes and other parts of your body

    It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.

    It's easier than it might seem.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    2 sheets of toilet paper.

    Too little.

    It's hard to miss

    Yes, but it happens

    It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.

    It does

    It's easier than it might seem.

    I've been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Too little.

    Not for me. But feel free to use more. I have 6 layered toiletpapier.

    Yes, but it happens

    Never happened to me.

    I've been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether

    Are you Kim Yong Un? Because he works so hard, he burns everything so he never has to poop either.

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