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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?

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[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Wait, that can't be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.

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