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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (7 children)

He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.

What the fuck.

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn't be real. It's bananas.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"

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[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 5 months ago

You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

I already knew that, unfortunately!

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 5 months ago

in his youth he would eat roadkill.

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