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[–] 14 points 6 months ago (12 children)

But seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested ... this is it.

It's a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    You’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    But you have to remember, you'll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Third. Daddy's money comes before you as well, I've heard.

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