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I'm pretty weirded out by everyone in this thread saying Mom is high as fuck or having a mental break because this feels like a pretty normal series of thoughts to me, and not like something that would be distressing or brought on by distress.
Post the spider poem
Well at least it's out there, thanks :)
The shift in the unseen eyes as the thread takes hold, suffocating and spinning; a meal for me, an annoyance for you. In the corners you don't check, a cornucopia of opportunity as yet another morsel is discarded, attracting them by the droves, your apathy to your own glutton as forgotten as the coconut you keep under your bed. (And, scene.)
I think you hit the nail on the head here. Very few people are capable of examining their loop for what it really is, let alone going off autopilot.
Some people just have a very narrow existence, I bet your spider poem was great.
You're just casually slogging through dissociative existentialism on a regular basis?
You guys are getting through?
If you're going through hell...
Keep going. Why would you stop in hell?
Aren't we all?
Who said anything about a regular basis?
The person I was replying to.
It was for me too. That’s why I opt for the tofu now.
Also, what's wrong with being high as fuck?
I think it's more that this is from 'mom' as in, the parental figure, which is usually the recipient of existential dread of their kids, rather than the one expressing it onto them.
Having them? Sure.