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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Consider how stupid Donald Trump is, then consider how stupid one would have to be to vote for him, then consider that those people are all around you, all the time.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't do that. Consider how intelligent and belligerent all humans you interacted with are. Consider the few rotten eggs. Consider that they are lost and need guidance. Stop being an asshole if you don't want to be subjected to asshole. The golden rule and karma are concepts that arise naturally as an objective truth that we collectively don't understand yet can easily observe in personal trials everywhere

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Consider the few rotten eggs.

The majority of voting Americans aren't "a few rotten eggs".

Consider that they are lost and need guidance.

It's 2025. This has been going on for a decade. We already went through one term with this dumbfuck as a trial run. There are no excuses now.

The golden rule and karma

Karma does not exist. The golden rule is only a rule if it is followed.