▲ 497 ▼ 'I think those people are dead wrong': Jeff Bezos slams AI naysayers, plays down job fears for young workers, and defends billionaires and Trump (www.techradar.com) submitted 4 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/technology@lemmy.world 131 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 176 points 4 months ago (8 children) Unrelatable dickhead expresses an opinion, promptly ignored. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (4 children) More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago* (3 children) Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality. The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I'd be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I'll just need you to hold him still while I work. It's a very precise process. I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago (2 children) just make the light source more concave than his head is convex! maybe. or just use a [REDACTED] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos's head to see what works best. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 point 4 months ago A high power something yeah permalink fedilink source parent [–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (1 child) promptly ignored. That's what the oligarchs want... He has your money, and if you want it now vote JG Wentworth 2028. Because unless we take our money back, they're just gonna fucking keep it. Edit: Because people might not know that commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es Point being that's the only thing we should say to oligarchs, if we say nothing they win So every time you see a billionaire, say "bitch, where's my money". Don't let them talk about anything besides they have our money. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago We're past the point of redistribution. We need to take it out of their hides as well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago Please nobody ignore him. Everyone needs to hear this -and be enraged. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (4 children) More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago* (3 children) Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality. The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I'd be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I'll just need you to hold him still while I work. It's a very precise process. I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago (2 children) just make the light source more concave than his head is convex! maybe. or just use a [REDACTED] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos's head to see what works best. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 point 4 months ago A high power something yeah permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago* (3 children) Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality. The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I'd be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I'll just need you to hold him still while I work. It's a very precise process. I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago (2 children) just make the light source more concave than his head is convex! maybe. or just use a [REDACTED] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos's head to see what works best. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 point 4 months ago A high power something yeah permalink fedilink source parent
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago (2 children) just make the light source more concave than his head is convex! maybe. or just use a [REDACTED] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos's head to see what works best. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 point 4 months ago A high power something yeah permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos's head to see what works best. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 point 4 months ago A high power something yeah permalink fedilink source parent
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 point 4 months ago A high power something yeah permalink fedilink source parent
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (1 child) promptly ignored. That's what the oligarchs want... He has your money, and if you want it now vote JG Wentworth 2028. Because unless we take our money back, they're just gonna fucking keep it. Edit: Because people might not know that commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es Point being that's the only thing we should say to oligarchs, if we say nothing they win So every time you see a billionaire, say "bitch, where's my money". Don't let them talk about anything besides they have our money. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago We're past the point of redistribution. We need to take it out of their hides as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago We're past the point of redistribution. We need to take it out of their hides as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago Please nobody ignore him. Everyone needs to hear this -and be enraged. permalink fedilink source parent